100 Things That Bug Me

  1. Bees
  2. Needles
  3. Words that start with the letter "i"
  4. Strings on banana peels
  5. The word "necessary"
  6. The word "experience"
  7. Losing earring backs
  8. When a hair band breaks
  9. Little bits of mechanical pencil lead that aren't good for anything
  10. Hang-nails
  11. Binder rings that don't match up
  12. When people draw two's all loopy like
  13. When erasers make the spot gray, and not white
  14. Hydrogen peroxide
  15. Silly putty
  16. Encyclopedias sets that divide into individual books between letters
  17. Headphones that go into someone's ear
  18. Burnt popcorn
  19. How there is no "b" size of batteries
  20. Completely white shoes
  21. White-out and Sharpie smells mixed together
  22. Cotton Candy Mike and Ikes
  23. Medicine pills without a smooth coating
  24. Pop tops breaking before the can's open
  25. Highwaters
  26. Raisins
  27. Dried out toothpaste on the cap
  28. White liquid glue
  29. Shopping carts with messed up wheels so they squeak a lot and don't steer well
  30. Pencils with broken lead but it doesn't look like it's broken so when you go to write, or draw, or something the lead breaks and you're all like "ahhh!"
  31. When people flagrantly exaggerate
  32. Pine-needles
  33. Elliot Erickson
  34. Girls shirts with super huge sleeves
  35. When posters get taken down but the staples/tape is left on the wall and looks all weird
  36. Scrunchies with weak elastic
  37. Basketball courts that aren't swept so the players slide a lot 'cuz their shoes slide
  38. Stupid, pointless assemblies
  39. Squatch
  40. When people lick their fingers when they pass out papers
  41. Store brand paper plates
  42. Ice cream scoops without the little lever or thing that pops the ice cream out
  43. The way shoes dry out a lot slower than other clothes
  44. Pennies-they're useless
  45. Barnacles on rocks, so you can't walk on them
  46. The way stereos don't have a button to repeat one song, just the whole CD
  47. When the aglet on a shoelace breaks and can't be re-laced
  48. Furbys
  49. When a bit of graphite gets stuck in a pencil sharpener
  50. Pop-ups on the internet with no close "X" button and the "close this window" button is beneath the taskbar or off the screen
  51. Girls pants with fade marks on the butt
  52. Girls pants with whiskers
  53. Girls pants with no back pockets
  54. Girls belts with strings on the end that are a mile long
  55. Sierra Mist-what the hell is it?
  56. Bits of toast in the butter
  57. Stupid comics in the newspaper-Dennis the Menace, Sally Forth, Family Circus
  58. The words "moist" and "used"
  59. When bicyclists ride down the middle of the road
  60. Having to tie hair back with a rubber band
  61. When you're missing one card out of a deck
  62. When you lose/break that plate on the back of remotes that keeps the batteries in
  63. Cracks in linoleum
  64. Ross (from Friends)
  65. Grease stains on the pizza box that remind me how bad the stuff I'm eating is
  66. Having to pour stuff from a container that doesn't have a mouth on the rim
  67. How you can never get the right amount of lotion, you always get too much, or not enough
  68. Eagle Pencils (too soft)
  69. French horns
  70. Hash browns
  71. When people put ketchup on their eggs
  72. How a syrup bottle always leaves residue on the table and the lid so you can't pick it up without getting sticky
  73. Tofu
  74. Soy milk
  75. Lima beans
  76. When people leave gum under tables and chairs
  77. After you cook bacon how there's like an inch of grease in the pan
  78. How you can never get all of the Spaghettios out of a can
  79. When you get worksheets and teachers leave three lines for a number answer and half-a-line for explanations.
  80. When you just replaced the batteries in a Cd player but when you put it in your backpack you hit on and use all the power
  81. Chocolate ice cream
  82. Pecan Sandies
  83. Albertson's Preferred Cards
  84. Those new "shake and squeeze" boxes at movie rental places
  85. When people cheat at Minesweeper (Evin)
  86. Boy bands
  87. Wide-ruled paper
  88. When singers try to make movies
  89. Vanilla Coke
  90. Saddle Shoes
  91. The music on Game Boy games, especially Pokémon
  92. When you're eating chicken nuggets and French fries and you accidentally dip the chicken nuggets in the ketchup and/or the French fries in the sweet and sour sauce
  93. Fake water droplets on the outside of pop cans
  94. Online quizzes where the results are obvious, based on the questions
  95. When people don't pronounce the first "r" in February
  96. Mac Computers
  97. People who straighten the deck of cards after every move in a game (Ryan Lange)
  98. Nutrition bars that say they taste good, but they really don't
  99. Mosquitoes
  100. When you're eating milk and cookies, and you dip the cookie into the milk but it falls in and sinks to the bottom so the milk is all gross and you have to drink it but when you finish there's a great sopping mass of was-cookie at the bottom


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