Random quotes: People I know a say really funny things. So I collect them. They aren't really in any specific order. I can't remember everything exactly, but um... it's the thought that counts. Yeah.

• "Babies don't make good shoes. But they do make good slippers." - Mitch


• "The bologna sandwich is perverted." - Bryan


• "'Grrr, I'm Satan and I'm going to eat your soul, but first I have to have your parents sign this,' and then they probably would and then I would have my soul eaten by Satan." - Mitch


• "She looks weird 'cuz she's all baby-filled." - Bryan


• "That's my voice in a pop can." - Erin


• "Let's defy gravity now." - Erin or Brandon, can't remember


• "Damn Cookie Monster!" - Mallory


• "You really need a tail." - Bryan


• "Oh yeah, I wanted to burn a new CD. 'Cuz mine brokeing." - Mitch


• Mitch: Hey MJ, are you watching the Academy Awards?
  Me: No.


• "You think it's a table, but really...it's just your pants." - Mitch


• "That was cool. In a Megan-Johnson-didn't-die-sorta way." - Erin


• "I'll just take out my computer sized pocket." - Mitch


• "Yeah, you really need to stop drinking so much coffee, because it's obviously stunting your growth." - Bryan [to freshmen]


• Me: Conner, who do you like?
  Conner: My science experiment that totally failed. [Or at least that's what it sounded like; he was talking to his dad]


• Me: Yeah, Terrace Park. That was a school of tradition.
  Adam: Tradition? They had a tradition of screwing up everything possible and a few things that weren't


• Me: Mallory, your cat's cool.
  Mallory: If cool means lethal!


• "We have a cheeseball!" - Evin


• Satoshi: Sensei, it was his fault!
  Sensei: Ok Ritsu, more is your fault.
  Ritsu: What!
  Sensei: Okay, you got a 55% fault, you got a 45% fault.


• [Translated from Japanese assignment]"In summer I open." - Erik Bear


• Sensei: Hey, does anyone want to be a pharma-
  Evan: I want to be a farmer!
  Sensei: -cudical?


• Shawn: We'll make an army of [origami] cranes, and take over the school!
  Tetsuya: That's not really how it works.
  Shawn: Okay, we'll build a thousand cranes and *wish* to take over the school!
• "Your mom is easy...I would know." - Conner


• "Jolly old Saint Nickel!" - Mallory


• Me: Uh-oh. It smells like we're burning something.
  Mallory: We are. Calories!


• "Saying Taco Bell is Mexican food is kind of like saying Michael Jackson's black. Technically it's true, but not really." - Shawn


• "Yeah, I got some degrees. That makes me a doctor. What's that you say? A heart-attack? I would recommend you stop the bleeding." - Mr. Graham


• "H2+O2=Exposion? Zoe, you forget the 'L'"- Me [reading Zoe's chemistry notes]


• "Don't let the Conner Perettis of the world get you down." - Mrs. Jahrman


• "If it's not black, it's whack." - Yaw


• Mrs. Thomas: Where in the world is a nucleus made?
  Yaw: Russia?
• "That bell gets my hopes up and crushes them like an ant!"- Zoe and Mallory
• "Here's a dollar, go buy pretty."- Ericka


• "No! Jesus is not an option!"- Evin